I'm a drunken frikin Genius!!

I was just 'avin a little browse of Hayley's Blog...Even though she hasn't updated it recently, must be busy!

Anyway, yeah, so, I was reading her blog on those crappy 2am gameshows eg. The Mint and she was commenting on how they can raise IQ or some such. I followed a little link to the IQ test an Cor Blimey Guvna I've got an IQ of 131.

Not entirely sure how I managed that. I've been binge drinking all week and have amassed a total of about 6 hours sleep. Usually I wouldn't condone this sort of behavior (yeah right!) but it seems to have made me smart!

So off for another sambucca then!

CHEERS!
Love it!

Ps. Binge drinking isn't smart kids, my system is used to years of abuse but be warned...You will end up with weird bruises from falling over even though you don't remember what happened, you may well pull a minger, and you'll look like shit the next day!

Pps. You may also get an asbo. Oh! That was a bad night!

The Cosmos is Trying to Kill Me!

I believe in fate an Karma and all that shizzel, and was very interested in Noel Edmonds and his ideas on Cosmic Ordering.

Basically Cosmic ordering is where you place an order to the great unknown and hopefully it will come true, well, if you dont ask you dont get as my mum always said.

Anyhow, a while back i asked the cosmos for the motivation to get fit and thin and although ive been doing sit ups an stuff the pounds aren't exactly flying off. sooo today i say down to eat a healthy samosa nad sandwich lunch. this is where the cosmic murder campaign comes in.

Whilst eating the samosa somehow my body forgot to breath...which as far as i was concerned is something that should happen naturally, so i end up choking through half breaths and mouth fulls!

Next up i take a bite into my sandwich and it tastes like garbage. it was so gross i think the mayo was off and i promptly threw up! So im not happy with the world right now. Maybe the cosic ordering worked beczause i did have to walk back to the sandwich shop to moan and so burnt off a few extra caories.


As i mentioned but a moment ago i do belive in karma and so the mayo incident could have been the worlds way of telling me off for stopping being a veggie, as it was a chicken sandwich. however there are many non veggies out there so maybe its just not my day.


I may develop a food phobia and stop eating altogether!

Also while i get the chance to menton it in my opinion the fact that the arch bishop took time out of his esaster sermon to slag off cosmic ordering just makes it even better in my mind.

Also can we just take a moment to mention the lovely Adam is a broken man. check his blog for details!

Who the F*** is Gnarls Barkley

Ok so we all know the song. Its been top of the chart for 3 weeks now and broke records as it became number 1 without actually selling a single CD in a shop. That's right Gnarls Barkley is a sensation, however he must be a recluse or something...Do you know what he looks like. The only face for Barkley industries so far are Dangermouse and CE-Lo. No not eighties cartoon characters but major hip hop producers. Radio one did a documentary on dangermouse last week.

now what strikes me in particular is the video for "crazy". its very cleaver as it shows them pictures psychologists use to check how made you are. I'm not sure what there called, check it out! Anyway even in the video you only get brief snips of Mr Barkley. Is he hiding or does he just not exist. On the gnarls Barkley MYSPACE pages he often isn't spoken about directly, rather as They or Us. So is Barkley a collaboration.

No, why read the info on gnarls Barkley.com. He is purposefully hiding. He seems to be a man who doesn't want fame but has an amazing sound to share with the world.

It also alludes to his hiding on the MYSPACE site saying that his new album "St elsewhere" shows a bit more of his persona, it follows this by asking "will this bring him out of the darkness" no probably not. Barkley is an enigma.

He is linked to some huge names such as they Wu- Tang Clan and the violent femmes but know one actually wants to talk about him.

It all seems a bit odd to me but as long as he continues to make good music who am I to want to see his face!

Ooh la la la

Right so after yesterdays rant im going to keep it short and simple today. Mostly because im kind of busy. i was having a browse of some blogs earlier and i "found" three which i like more than the others.

Firstly was Miss Hayley Dodds blog. Which is a kind of review site for clubs, bars music and anything else she fancies talking about that day. Have a look she has a dry wit ands is very opinionated but she make alot of good points.

Next up is a highly satrical blog which seems to be written by a drunken monkey. It raises some interesting points in a humerous way... This blog keeps me entertained for hours, especially check out the blogs on guantanamo bay and bird flu.

Thirdly is Adam's blog, Adam has some interesting views about eastern europe and is highly skilled at finding off beat news stories (especially those about people ramming wild bore!). He also managed to piss of a malteser in his blog who's online right now. which is just one more reason lo love Adam! (She really was eating that micraphone!)

Any who thats all for now i really am busy and really am wasting too much time pointlessly blogging for my own satisfaction!

Bloody selfish if you ask me!


Ps. All the above blogs were written by second year journalists on my cours so i may be a little biased but i still love em!

Bloody Bush Strikes Again

Right at the moment im really quite annoyed at President George Bush. Why... the guy seems to be keeping so much from the world. Seymour Hersh, the American journalist who discovered the shocking iraq pictures, today told US media he has found that the bush administration is further on with plans for a missile strike on iran than previosly stated. Bush called Hersh's claims "wild speculation"

Now as a non-American i have always been a little worried about George Bush. The man has always seemed to me to be a little shady, and this was confirmed to me on friday when i watched a documentary about 9.11 called Loose Change.

This documentary is easily avaliable online on Google video.

It describes irregularties in the United States Official line on what happened on the 11th of September 2001 compared with video evidence and witness testimony. Watching this programme shocked me deeply, what reason should i have to disbelive what America had told me, why should they lie. Well it would seem someone in the Bush administration has lied, lied well and lied to make money.

The thing that hurt the most is that this documentary seems to lay the blame for what happened at the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on Bush..in my humble opinion i now belive this to be entirely possible, and it truely upsets me that a man with such control could massacre so many of his own people.

As a journalist in training (and an avid watcher of Jerermy Kyle) I belive everyone should be shown both sides of every story before they are expected to make up there minds. Therefore i belive the American media is serverly repressed by their government for not showing this evidence/footage as soon as it was brought up. (this is an issue often brought up by Noam Chomsky who was also slated by the American Media)

What happened on September 11th really upset me at the time. I had been through my own very personal tradgedy that year and i felt for all the thousands of people who lost family members that day. To find out now that what happened was not an act of terrorism but was some sort of ritual sacrifice by a government superpower really destroys my faith in the people who lead us in this world

I never thought i would sense such great loss as i did on that day again, however in July last year that feeling was back, im sure every londoner will agree the July 7th bombings made me feel the same all over again. Its like a sinking feeling in your heart and a sicknes in the pit of your stomach. I never want to feel like that again. But now after watching this documentary it makes me wonder...did our government have somee sort of responsibility for what happened in July, if Bush can do it could Blair???

I am the least paranoid person but the thought that the bush administration could have done that to their people has left me with a sort of vacent feeling, like i cant trust the people who are voted into power.

I realy hope that when im a fully fledged journo i will not work for stations like CNN and FOX who have slagged of Seymour Hersh, suporting strick on Iran. I hope I have some decency to do whats right and say something if i dont believe what is happening is right

For now i just have my little blog to argue my case. please tell you friends about Loose Change... everyone needs bothsides of the story even if the reaction that follows makes them sad or angry at the people in power, at least if everyone knows what bush is like there is less chance he will be elected for a 3rd term.

End of term!!

Yay, its the end of another term which means I get two weeks off and supposedly can relax although this isn't going to happen. I've got an essay to write, a dissertation to plan and an eight minute radio piece to write and edit. However I quite like working so hopefully its not going to be too much hard work. coming to the end of term has reminded me that uni life is flying by. In 10 weeks time I'm going to be finished my first year, and then it gets really serious. At the moment any work I've done only counts towards 25% of my overall mark but next year I've got to get my arse in gear and work for the other 75%. And then... I've got to find a job! I know I should be happy about going into the big wide world and working and paying my taxes but I really am a student at heart. I love it. Its not just the nightlife but the community. I have such a solid group of friends and I really hope we wont drift apart but you cant help seeing other people and comparing. Also I'm a lazy cow and I will miss my lie ins! Maybe I shall find a job that lets me work 11-6, hmmm yeah that'd be ok. Although I think if I'm going to achieve my ambition of working in London and becoming a millionaire by the time I'm 35 I need to get motivated! Last night I had a good night, came second in a poker tournament which for a girl is quite an achievement, I had all me mates cheering me on which was fab!! Over Easter I'm going to be in farnham and kent depending on who's about and how much studio time I can get. I'm already looking forward to being back and handing in my work! Probably shouldn't wish the months away, ill get worried again!

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH. Puuuufffttttt

You know what, the net is giving me a headache! I was jus having a rummage aroung my space and have now become so stressed by it. i set up an account and simply wanted to add an attractive background. now im not a dumbass and can pick things up quite quickly but its sooo confusing! i think ill have to de stress and have another look again later! its been a while since my first entry due to the fact ive been a little busy and so couldnt really be bothered to update! since we last spoke i been to a footy match, dressed up as a slutty army sergent and got too drunk too much! im having a sober night tonight and will probably go back to kent to aid this. its the last week of term before easter so i will most likely end up having a few bevvies with the mates later in the week, but for now i dont want another hangover!!!!

Day 1: Post one

Ahhh, so here goes I've joined the "blogging generation". Been hearing so much about this nonsense recently that I thought id have a go. Not sure how long it will last but for now here's day one! At the mo i'm at my office at work, everyone else has gone out so I'm all alone and looking forward to a pretty dull weekend. It could have been fun (Drinks and a film with some mates) but its mothers day on Sunday so I have to go home. Shouldn't complain I guess as she did give birth to me, and a little gratitude goes a long way! Going to have to do some work now but think this bloc malarky could catch on! Ill keep you updated with my "crazy" life as each new and exciting day happens! Bye for now.